(the archive)
Table of Contents
  1. The Coolest E-mail ever
  2. The Stupidest E-mail ever
  3. The Upside-down Epistle
  4. Hijacking Poker
  5. Encounter with the Enoch
  6. God of Boundaries
  7. The Automated Baker
  8. The Epilogue
  9. The Genesis
  10. The Incredible Stein
  11. The Eulog(ies) that Cried!
  12. The Eulogies that perished
  13. Haikus 2003
  14. Recovery #1: Spring Project
  15. Recovery #2: HTML Guide
  16. Recovery #3: HTML Guide Quick Reference
  17. Recovery #4: Eulogy
 
I was just checking my email, when i found this
e-mail.  I remember you denied that u ever wrote this.
 Ha ha, very funny.  The gig is up, Bond!  I expect
you to die!!!

--- 007 <007@liang.com> wrote:
> Date: Tue, 11 Jan 2000 18:46:04 -0500 (EST)
> To: "006" <jyoungkim@yahoo.com>
> From: "007" <007@liang.com>
> Subject: Thanks for Thanksgiving
>
> Good morning 006,
>
> After recieving your wonderful invitation to your
> Thanksgiving dinner, my
> wife, Natile was shot in her bedroom.Therefore,  I
> am sorry to inform you that
> I can not attend your lovely banquet. I enjor your
> roast cow meat each year.
> Thanks anyways. Take care.
>
> -007
>
>

Hi kids,
Hope you had a great vacation.  After consulting with an old friend who has 25+ years teaching experience I was advised not to send your grades via e-mail. You all did well for the most part.
     When I came to E.O. Smith I agreed to step into a difficult transition as a long term sub.  I have decided my period of substitute teaching in this capacity has come to an end.  Based on what I have learned, I will take the next steps necessary for me to pursue the career of my choice.  This will be in a music/civil engineering capacity until I am certified to teach chemistry and physics. 
     I realize this experience has been difficult for you and sincerely wish you all the best in your high school and college careers.

Dear kidz,
I am writing to you'll to find out about the recent incident with the rice
After such an experience, it still awes me to see how you can be nice
every man and woman you leave in the streets seem to suffice
your ignorant urge to tap your keyboard more than thrice
the language that your ears may call advice
is to me just another vegetarian spice
which cleverly may entice
every sacrifice
A price:
Lice
Truly,
me

 
Date: Sun, 8 Dec 2002 07:12:14 -0500
To: liangmaster@yahoo.com
From: support@thepokerclub.com
Subject: POKER.COM HAS BEEN HIJACKED
POKER.COM HAS BEEN HIJACKED (visit www.thepokerclub.com for the full 
story
or email support.com)

Dear Poker.com Player,

We regret to inform you that the URL "www.poker.com" has been hijacked
illegally. The poker.com cardroom has a legal contract from the owner 
of the
domain to use the URL through the year 2098, however it has been 
redirected
today. We do not yet know whether it is with the assistance of the 
domain
owner or whether it has been pirated through other means. We are taking
immediate steps to recover what is rightfully ours.

In the meantime, you may find yourself unable to connect to the 
cardroom
through the software due to the software"s use of the url. This can be
overcome by following these instructions:

Go to: C:Program Filespoker.com (you can access this folder through
windows explorer or "My Computer") and open the file pokerclient.ini.

At the top of the file you will see the following paragraphs:

-------------------
[Upgrader]
Version=1.6.3
Hostname=pokera.poker.com

[Server]
Address=pokera.poker.com
Port=6600
-------------------
In both instances, replace "pokera.poker.com" with 200.46.10.131 as 
shown
below. Save the file and close it. You will now be able to connect to 
the
game.
-------------------
[Upgrader]
Version=1.6.3
Hostname=200.46.10.131

[Server]
Address=200.46.10.131
Port=6600

We apologize for this inconvenience and invite you to visit
www.thepokerclub.com for updates on the hijacking and our efforts to 
recover
the URL.

Sincerely,
The Poker.com Cardroom Staff.

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