Subject: FWD: The Girl and the Frog (fwd)

A girl was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to her

and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful prince". She

bent over, picked up the frog and put it in her pocket. The frog

spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into

a beautiful prince, I will stay with you for one week." The girl

took the frog out of her pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the

pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a

prince, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the

girl took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into her pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a

beautiful prince, that I'll stay with you for a week and do

anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The girl then said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a

boyfriend, but a talking frog is cool."

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> Subject: FWD: The Boy and the Frog (fwd)

>

> >A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him

> >and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He

> >bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog

> >spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into

> >a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The boy

> >took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the

> >pocket.

> >

> >The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a

> >princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the

> >boy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

> >Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a

> >beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do

> >anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

> >

> >The boy said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a

> >girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."

>